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Because the only way to be on the ‘Nice’ list this Christmas is to mask up and avoid your loved ones at all costs.

Everyone in Michigan likes Christmas a lot…
But the Gretch, who lives just south of the U.P., does NOT!
The Gretch hates Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
No need to ask why. We all know the reason.
Her head clearly isn’t screwed on just right.
For she claims the Wuhan virus will kill all in sight.
As part of her plan to ramp up social pressure
She’s indoctrinating the kids, just for good measure.

“Thank you for joining us!” she told kids on a Zoom call.
“I’m really excited to be here with all!”
She brought a special guest — oh, who could it be?
None other than Santa, concerned for safety.
He’s been “following the rules,” the Gretch said with a smirk,
And social distancing from elves when they all go to work.
“Hello, boys and girls! How are you?” Santa asked,
Making sure to stress he prefers to be masked.

Rather than sit on the lap of Saint Nick,
Kids asked health questions virtually to avoid getting sick.
No “What would you like for Christmas this year?”
Just political posturing and stoking of fear.
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like COVID precautions.
Happy holidays — Now go to the sink and get washing!
The kids each took turns, asking Santa their questions,
While the true meaning of Christmas got not even a mention.

We’ll “set out hand sanitizer” for your cookies and milk,
One boy said, to the pleasure of Gretch and her ilk.
She replied with a smile, “That was a good suggestion.”
Then it was on to the next cringey, scripted question.
“How can we keep people safe?” came the query.
Just obey the Gretch, and there’s no need to worry.
Stay away from all of your loved ones and friends,
That’s the only way the pandemic will end.
“Stay home,” said the Gretch. You’d better comply.
Don’t you dare gather, or grandma will die.

“Social distance,” Santa warned, and “wash your hands.”
To be on the “Nice” list, follow all Gretch’s plans.
You must “wear your mask when you’re outside your home.”
To hell with the science. Spend Christmas alone.
This year must be “different,” they heard the Gretch say.
But it’s all for your safety, making tyranny OK.

Corona itself can’t kill the Christmas spirit.
But to keep her control, the Gretch needs us to fear it.
For next week, she knows, all the Michigan kin
Will wake bright and early and welcome friends in.
Constituents, young and old, will sit down to a feast.
And they’ll feast! And they’ll feast!
And they’ll FEAST! 
FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

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They’ll gather with loved ones, the lockdown will cease
Which is something the Gretch cannot stand in the least!
And then they’ll do something she likes least of all!
Every Christian in Michigan, the tall and the small,
Will stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They’ll stand hand-in-hand, and they all will start singing!
They’ll sing! And they’ll sing! And they’ll SING!
 SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Gretch thinks of this whole Christmas Sing,
The more the Gretch thinks, I must stop this whole thing!

But she can’t. She has failed. Her people don’t trust her.
And with faith and all the good tidings they’ll muster,
The people of Michigan will celebrate the birth
Of a wonderful Savior who came down to Earth.
And no despot, not the Gretch, nor Pritzker, nor Cuomo
Not Bowser nor Newsom, not Evers nor de Blasio
Can take that away from each girl and each boy.
They can make their decrees, but they can’t steal our joy.

And the Gretch, with her Gretch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Will not understand: How could it be so?
It will come despite masks, It will come just the same
Despite lockdowns and lies and political games.
For Christmas isn’t about being safe, no sir
COVID or not, the years pass in a blur.
So don’t listen to Gretch, don’t give in to fear.
Hold your loved ones close, lest they be gone next year.

Merry Christmas, America, you courageous risk-takers!
Enjoy your vacation-home — as will the elite “Nice”-list fakers.



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Trump calls Limbaugh ‘legend,’ in first TV interview since Senate trial

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Former President Trump on Wednesday afternoon praised the career of conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, who has died of cancer.

“He loved his country, and he loved his fans,” Trump said on the Fox News Channel. “He is a legend.”

The interview was Trump’s first since the conclusion of his Senate impeachment trial last week.

Limbaugh’s wife, Kathryn, announced her husband’s death earlier in the day on his radio show. He had been diagnosed about a year ago with Stage-IV lung cancer. He was 70.

The president also said he had a personal friendship with Limbaugh, who was an early supporter of his 2016 presidential bid and who, like Trump, thought the president won reelection in 2020.

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Trump also pointed out that Limbaugh was a provocateur in his views about conservative politics that often sparked backlash from liberals and other critics. 

Trump last year in his State of the Union address awarded Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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Rep. Bennie Thompson is targeting former President Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers in a suit alleging that they conspired to incite the violence that transpired at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

The lawsuit filed on behalf of the long-serving Mississippi Democrat by the NAACP and the Cohen Milstein Sellers & Toll law firm claims that the defendants broke the 1871 Ku Klux Klan Act by attempting to meddle in Congress’s certification of the Electoral College count, according to NPR.

“The insurrection at the Capitol was a direct, intended, and foreseeable result of the Defendants’ unlawful conspiracy,” the lawsuit claims. “It was instigated according to a common plan that the Defendants pursued since the election held in November 2020.”

According to the outlet, Thompson told reporters on Tuesday: “I am privileged to partner with the NAACP to have my day in court so that the perpetrators of putting members of Congress at risk can be held accountable.”

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Trump was acquitted on Saturday in his Senate impeachment trial in a 57-43 vote. While a majority of senators voted that the former commander-in-chief was guilty regarding the single article of impeachment that was passed by the House last month during Trump’s waning days in office, the 57 guilty votes failed to clear the two-thirds supermajority required to secure a conviction.

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Judicial Watch sues U.S. Capitol Police in pursuit of emails and videos pertaining to Jan. 6 riots

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Judicial Watch has lodged a lawsuit against the U.S. Capitol Police in an effort to obtain emails and videos pertaining to the riot that transpired Jan. 6 at the Capitol.

The watchdog organization said in a press release that it filed the suit under the common law right of access to public records following the Capitol Police declining to provide materials sought in a Jan. 21 request.

“The public has a right to know about how Congress handled security and what all the videos show of the US Capitol riot,” Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said in a statement. “What are Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer trying to hide from the American people?”

The January request sought all video from within the U.S. Capitol during a nine-hour period on Jan. 6.

The request also sought “Email communications between the U.S. Capitol Police Executive Team and the Capitol Police Board concerning the security of the Capitol on January 6, 2021. The timeframe of this request is from January 1, 2021 through January 10, 2021,” according to Judicial Watch. The request also sought, “Email communications of the Capitol Police Board with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the U.S. Department of Justice, and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security concerning the security of the Capitol on January 6, 2021. The timeframe of this request is from January 1, 2021 through January 10, 2021,” according to the watchdog group.

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The Capitol Police said in a Feb. 11 letter that the materials sought do not constitute “public records,” according to Judicial Watch.

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